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Homo Freakin' Sapiens

Pope My Ride

Is it really, really so hard to believe that we evolved from some form of ape? Are you telling me that you can't look at Pete Rose and a gorilla and see some sort of Simian connection? (Pete is the one on the left by the way) Why are people wasting thousands of hours debating the obvious? Don't they ever see the evolution going on right around them? I am not talking about finches on some south sea atoll either, I am talking about the evolution of different Homo-sapiens that crosses gender and racial lines. Let me break it down for you: Madeleine Albright speaks 7 different languages, had a fellowship at the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars at the Smithsonian, held a professorship at Georgetown University's School of Foreign Service, and became the first woman to hold the position of Secretary of State of the United States. Madeleine Albright fortunately had twins so her genetic traits stand a chance of being passed down. Compare Madeleine to Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell is the biggest bull diesel dyke to walk on two feet, but she tried to make America believe that she had a crush on Tom Cruise and was foregoing all other potential beaus for him. Was anyone surprised when it was revealed that her live in companion was her lover and soon to be mother of their child? Furthermore, did anyone care? Naturally, Rosie O'Donnell would stand zero chance of procreating through natural methods of conception because she hates penis and clearly rape is out of the question. Isn't it obvious that certain people are more evolved than others? If individuals are evolving and species are made up of individuals then it  goes without saying that whole species are evolving - doesn't it??

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